Would you kindly?

2017-07-30 03:45:06 by DeadlyMace2

Would you kindly caress my toosh and fiddle my diddle a little bit? To get me riled up for the incoming sploosh and little did you know I'm a fucking douche. Ain't that a hoot? Looking forward like a fool at the watery grave that is your snoot. Laugh.



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2017-08-01 02:53:58

This belongs in the Louvre.

DeadlyMace2 responds:

I know right. Some people don't recognize talent even when we smudge their faces with our balls.


2017-08-03 03:04:16

are you asking to be castrated?

DeadlyMace2 responds:

I'll leave it to your imagination. :D

I'm sorry if that was a lame way of answering your question.